Critics Of Societal Norms Prints

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

'Hi Dad... The good news is I've finally found a job...'

"Disgusting! Those two just took a roll in the hay!"

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'

He never could fit in.