Critics Of Fake News T-Shirts

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Russian war crimes

Soap Opera

Filmed in Supermarionation

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Trump's Wall

Fake News, 50 cents.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Fake News for Fake People

Incredible

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

Virtual interview.

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

Targeted Advertising

"I've been expecting this...FAKE WEATHER!"