Critical Thinkers Club Mugs

Skeptic Tank.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

They hated me.

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Paul Ree

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Unanimous voting.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Six Thinking Hats

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Moulting"