'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'
Critical Hit Enthusiast Mugs
Start their day with a splash of gaming humor on a mug specially designed for critical hit fans. Perfect for coffee, tea, or any beverage, it turns a morning routine into a celebration of gaming victories.
Trump! The Musical
George Michael
Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.
Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."
"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."
Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.
Filling the Missile Gap
An acceptable level of TV violence.
"Home school marching band"
"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."
"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location
The Real Russian history
There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done
"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."
"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."
'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'
'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'
Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.
"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash
Rodin's Irish Judge
'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'
"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."
A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.
He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."
"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."
Liza Minnelli
"Music has doubled my income..."
"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."
'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'
"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"
'Don't you know any other song besides 'Singing in the Rain'?'
If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.
Ezra Pound
Critical Hit Enthusiast Mugs Collection
Critical Hit Enthusiast Pillows
Find the perfect gaming-themed pillows to add humor and comfort to their space, celebrating their love for critical hits and epic game moments.
Critical Hit Enthusiast Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that capture the excitement of critical hits, perfect for decorating any gaming room or personal space with humor and style.
Critical Hit Enthusiast T-Shirts
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