Critic Of Power Prints

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Trump secret police

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Why do you hate the media?

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

The new Physics

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"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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