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'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'
Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!
Go Back to New York
Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War
"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."
Sucking Up to Gen X
Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood
"What do the know!"
"Man, I'm sooooo bored!"
Mail & Political lies.
Corrupted Politicians
Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.
LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'
" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"
The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother
RE-Elect Sen. Krupt. I understand he's a hawk on defense, a dove on foreign relations, and an ostrich on the deficit.
Reality, and lots of it!
Trent Lott vs Harry Reid
"This is Jeremy Kyle's Emergency Room. It's traumatic, it's revolting and it's acutely embarrassing. So I asked for a professional opinion. Unfortunately the results came back negative."
"Loved the movie. Hated the audience."
'Ha! I can see right through that!'
"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"
'Your bad attitude explodes across the living room, keeping me on the edge of my seat.'
Pevsner Cell Block H.
Preacher performs a miracle.
"I'm liberal and tolerant. Anyone who disagrees with me should be allowed to choose his or her way of death."
"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"
His campaign promises are like pieces of rubbish. They're never kept but they are recycled.
'You and I know this country is all about money! I think I'll buy it.'
'There's a lady here to see you, Senator -- I think she's a lobbyist.'
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