Crispy Cheese Crusader Prints

Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

A dog at the bakery.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Dogs and Cake

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Let the profit-making begin!

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

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Ludwig van Beethoven