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Crime Scene Documentation Mugs
Find mugs that capture the essence of crime scene documentation with witty designs and clever illustrations. Perfect for detectives or true crime lovers who appreciate a bit of humor with their coffee.
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'
"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."
"True crime meets reality TV"
"We need rain."
'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'
Next camera crew 5 mins
'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'
Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.
Bribery and Corruption.
Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.
'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'
Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.
CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)
'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'
"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."
"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.
'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'
Newton's Law and Order.
"I couldn't finish that book either."
CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."
Turkey Autopsy
'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'
Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!
'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'
Sewee-Cide.
"I'm home, with all my DNA."
"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2
Crime Scene Documentation Mugs Collection
Crime Scene Documentation Pillows
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Crime Scene Documentation Prints
Decorate their study or office with prints that celebrate the art of investigation and forensic mystery solving.
Crime Scene Documentation T-Shirts
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