Crime Puzzle Enthusiast Pillows

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Mobsters at the Beach

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"We have ways of making you talk."

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

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