Crime Prevention Supporter Mugs

Teachers' Lounge: Gun Free Area

Dog Crossing

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Your father installed a security system.'

Just Another Sloe News Day

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

Retrospection.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.

"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

"Can I call you back?"

"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

Why cartoons have sides.

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

Lockdown Easing

"Alexa, how do I stop knife crime?"

A-1 security from crime....

'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).