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"If you've already sent payment, please disregard this notice."

'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

A Pilferage Problem.

Detective with a magnifying glass.

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

"Don't worry, we can handle all the arrangements for your husband. We can even make it look like an accident."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."

"Tough questions. Can't answer right now, but leave your card and I'll send someone around later to fill you in."

"If you do business with people who encase people in concrete, you run the risk of being encased in concrete."

"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

Sleeping with the Gefilta fish

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Just one more killing then I'll switch the light off.'

"Lou can't make the meeting. He's dead."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

The Meeting

The Gangsters.

'It seems he really was trapped in a glass box.'

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

White Collar Crime.

'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'

The Butlers Ball.

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

Al Capone as a child

Detective.

'Mr. Pryce here designed the Third Street skyscraper, the county airport terminal, and, off the record, the perfect murder.'

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

"Sometimes our borrowers find themselves underwater."

"Whodunit?"