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Organised Crime - Checklist - Rifles, Pistols, Missiles...

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Cat Burglar

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The evidence destroyed

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Crime in bookshop

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

Book market

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Moses as a mobster.

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.