Crime Explorer Prints

"They will pinch anything around here."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Bureau of Missing Persons

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'