Crime Chronicler Prints

'You've got that silly blank look again George or someone really has stolen your identity this time!'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Why is it always about me?'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Financial Corruption

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

'I don't care if they do help you remember which role you're supposed to be playing. Take them off!'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Murder/Mystery

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.