Crime And Investigation Mugs

Terrorism - Pulling suspects from the crowd.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"True crime meets reality TV"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

Violent Crime Statistics

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'