Cricket Stat Junkie Mugs

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'...I don't like your chances!'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Cricketer's funeral

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Complaining cricket wives

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Dog steals a cricket ball.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.