Cricket Conundrum Solver Mugs

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

"I'll give you a moment."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

Damned if you do...

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Life irritates art

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

Computer Support Line