Crewman T-Shirts

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Arts and crafts

"Lovely dovetail."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Lifesaver!

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Multitool Knife

Education and Apprenticeships

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

Luthier

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'I found another pothole.'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Barry turned his cats' disgusting habit into a lovely art form.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.