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The Nor'easter Bunny.

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

Next camera crew 5 mins

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Lifesaver!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Multitool Knife

Education and Apprenticeships

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Luthier

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'I found another pothole.'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.