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"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

"He's an abstract artist."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Patents office.

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'What, They're comfortable.'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Keyboard player

Double Wedding

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

William Wallace and Gromit

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Man Wrapped In Film

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.