Credit Score Savant Mugs

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'He's a square!'

Piggy Bank ATM

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

Keep it simple

'It's your debt to society.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'