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I tried to take eighteen credits

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Neverending Task.

'You must adopt a healthy lifestyle to work here because you'll have to sweat a lot of blood.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

In the red

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Falling profits.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."