Credit Expert Mugs

Fire, Police, Credit

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

U.S. Credit Rating

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Wait a minute....!

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Recession

Run in the Family

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'Wait a minute....!

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Agency Moody's comments

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'It's your debt to society.'

American Express Credit Card

"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

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