Credit Crunch Comic Mugs

Dracula is refused a loan from the Blood Bank 'Your credit rating is terrible!'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

Jerry, times are tough. I'll take your iou for $75 only if it's written on a $100 bill.

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

'It doesn't work...'

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Repent! End of World is Near!. . . Wait for World's End at Joe's Bar & Grill.

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

"What do you mean 'It's only money'?"

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....'

'He's had a much healthier attitude to our financial woes since he started taking prescription anti-depressants.'

"In my day we didn't use parachutes."

'I know you part own the bank but if you don't let me have a bonus and give me your money no loan!'

Tarot reading

"Don't ask me about the economy, going forward. I was the boss of the banks in the 2008 crash."

Let's skip the country!

'Forget fire and heat, this modern hell. You've got to walk through a mall with thousands of shops, and you've got 20 credit cards with exceeded credit limits!'