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AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Recession

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

Agency Moody's comments

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"To open a new credit account, I need to see some credit history."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Businessman has credit IV.

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

Computer gives thumbs down to loan application.

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

Moody downgrades Portugal.

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

"We have everything an awesome credit rating allows one to buy."

"Oh, ignore that, it's just the EastEnders title sequence."

"I've got issues with approval, doc."