Credit Card Trickster Prints

'Call it in the air: raised digits or magnetic strip.'

'I think it's a placebo, so I paid with a fake credit card.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Propping up a profits chart.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'