Creature Feature Fan Pillows

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

"Instead of smashing everything, why don't you open up and talk about your unhappy childhood?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Born of the Dead

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'It's a common misconception.'

Octo-Bus.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Kill!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Paddington Millipede

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Neptune

Zombies.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Phoenix

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

The next damn Batman.