Creature Feature Aficionado Mugs

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Born of the Dead

Casting in the swamp.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

A Kangermoo

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Centaur falls in love.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Something nocturnal."

For services to Tourism. . .

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

The Centaur of Attention.

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!