Creature Feature Aficionado Mugs

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Zombies.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Casting in the swamp.

Born of the Dead

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Centaur falls in love.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

A Kangermoo

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Something nocturnal."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

The Centaur of Attention.

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

For services to Tourism. . .

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"