Creature Comfort Seeker Mugs

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Man's best friends."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lumbar support animal

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"