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Do not think outside the box!

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

That shows business confidence.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Elevator Pitch

' A new idea '

"Things are looking up!"

Art of Surviving

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Ideas Man

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

Tracey Emin's Bed

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Man reading in lamp