Creative Wit Explorer Prints

It was his last piece.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

The Artist

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"The overthinker"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Stephen Fry.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Oscar Wilde

"I prefer your early pieces."

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

Brain Bomb Detector

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Two New Paintbrushes

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."