Creative Spark Chaser Gifts

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Bright idea

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Boom

Multi-Tasking

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Trump Overload

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

The Thinker and the Doer.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"A possible eureka."

"I got a job!"

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

A Discreet Hint.

Inspiration

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

Eureka!

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

David Hockney