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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

' A good idea '

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Light Bulb Moment

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Eureka!

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"