Creative Marketer Pillows

'Investors are going to love your product diversification.'

Good morning sir! (old secretary hiding behind portrait of sexy woman).

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

'We squeeze in more pulp and suddenly we're health food!'

Sugar Fix.

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

"His Tinder profile says he's in advertising."

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Something Grown Something Shot.

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'Wash 'n' Gauguin.'

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

"I say we put it in little tin cans, call it Spammoth and sell it."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

Pole Vault Rules

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Are we overthinking this?"

Floss Street Vendor

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'