Creative Inventor Pillows

The birth of ergonometics.

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Nice custom job, Bill!

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!'

"Young Frankenstein"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Is this the new input device?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Trainset

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Dog Walker

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

"The applications are limitless."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'It's my latest invention -- I call it the 'Emergency Broadcast Warning System.''

Drunk in bar stool.

Helio-Bot

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Flying Pen

Headless Self-Portrait

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'