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Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Shampoo.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

A Macaroni in 1772

Pampered and poodled.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Lego Haircut

Baby Hairstyles.

"I don't like your application."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Not you. Your hair.

What price beauty?

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nice haircut."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Like my new haircut?"