Creative Fusion Appreciator Pillows

"AI designed my statue."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Iliadette.

Do not think outside the box!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Creative accounting.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Freia and her golden apples

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

Gramophone Headphone

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

Santa Claus

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Fly Mimes.

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Highway sign writer's block.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

"Very creative, but is it something your mother would want to share on social media?"

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"