Creative Fusion Appreciator Pillows

"AI designed my statue."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Iliadette.

Do not think outside the box!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Creative accounting.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Freia and her golden apples

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

Gramophone Headphone

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Fly Mimes.

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

Santa Claus

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Highway sign writer's block.

"Very creative, but is it something your mother would want to share on social media?"

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"