Creative Expressions Pillows

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

The Artist

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Lemniskate

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Creativity

Dolores is so avant garde.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Giraffe Selfie

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Whatever!