Creative Card Collector Prints

A.I. apology cards to humans.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Santa called but you were out!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

Brainstorm in progress.

The Card Flinger

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Never date a medical illustrator.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Greeting Cards

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

"You trained him to fetch your slippers. I trained him to fetch your credit cards."

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'