Creative Arts Pillows

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

'He really captured her in this one.'

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

Creative Accounting.

A woman climbs on a pen.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Painting for beginners

Mini-Fridge.

The Sculptor

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Boxing with your harp

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Hacksaw Violin.

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'm the writer, executive producer, and star of my fibs."

Dalmatian dog doing dot-to-dot on other dalmatian

Easter Eggs

The Origami Society...

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

Fruit and Veg Dress

Polar bears build a snowman

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

"I don't have the heart to tell him what's going on with today's art market."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Itch

Mime Prison

"Labradoodle"