Creative Arithmetician T-Shirts

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

First aid in mountains

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Creative department

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Lemniskate

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Wallpapering with Nails

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"I thought you were so big on creativity!"

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"