Creation Story Seeker Mugs

"Shall we put it in play?"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

The Origami Society...

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Downloads.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Addicted to reading

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Book Lovers in Richmond

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Technology and literature

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'