Creation Myth Fans Prints

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Going Down?

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

Viking River Raids

"I dropped my goblet!"

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