Crawling Mugs

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

I have the most amazing crawler's high right now!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'See you in two weeks!'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Professional man hurdling

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lifesaver!

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Runner going through hurdles.

Tom Cruise

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"