Crane Operator Prints

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Tower crane operator playing with yo yo.

Cheap Parking

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

'Harry? He was just here a moment ago.'

Crane fishing

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

Crane Drivers.

Tower Crane operator playing with yo yo

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Time Clock

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"FORE!"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Speeding Forklift

'I found another pothole.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.