Crafty Individual Prints

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"It's a mobile."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Harps and Embroidery.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Operation Tattoo

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May