Crafting Addict Prints

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Crotchet

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

'I ran into a whittler.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

"Politics has divided everything."

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".

A man working on a model airplane

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Pandemic Orphans

Crocheting during lockdown

Sheep Knitting.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

'Uh-oh! It's the pun police!'

Web Stockings

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'