Craft Fair Vendor Prints

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Beer Stall

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Beer Order

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Hot Chestnuts

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

Merger at 28th and Lex

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'At least he's honest.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Hot Rinzelophtats

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Happiness

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

A smart alec boy