Craft Couple Banter Mugs

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Do it yourself books.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

Tree and man

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

Paper Bird

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

'That's it! The lost chord!'

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

'That's in case there's any backsliding.'

'You've got to be brave now... I'm not going to leave you in 2009!'

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

'I need to unwind after that.'

"It was a sweater when I began."

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."