Craft Aficionados Mugs

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

"Lovely dovetail."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Whittler's Mother.

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

About the potter.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Raw Piano Bar

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Christmas Craftwork

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery