Craft Aficionados Mugs

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Lovely dovetail."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

About the potter.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Raw Piano Bar

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Christmas Craftwork

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'I ran into a whittler.'

Artisanal Pottery

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."