Cpr Prints

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

Bakery. Pies. Havana Banana $8.00. Jamaican Apple $6.50. Florida Key Lime $9.25. Haitian Rhubarb $5.99. Aruba Cr

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"Always use the crosswalk!"

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

School crossing

'Your father told you to look both ways when crossing a four lane highway?'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

"When you start driving, you have to know all the rules of road safety. Like...when do you know for sure you've come to a complete stop at a stop sign?"

"My mom says, you can never be too safe."

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

"Why is dad seasoning the driveway?"

Deaths on the road

First There Were Only Two. Then There Was a Third. Trouble Began.

"Okay, now we can cross."

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."