Cpr Prints

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

School crossing

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

"Always use the crosswalk!"

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

"My mom says, you can never be too safe."

"When you start driving, you have to know all the rules of road safety. Like...when do you know for sure you've come to a complete stop at a stop sign?"

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

"Why is dad seasoning the driveway?"

Deaths on the road

"Okay, now we can cross."

"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."

"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Driving Distractions.